Cynical Coffee Hoodie — "Coffee First. Cynicism Later." Graphic Pullover
S / Sport Grey
$35.97 USD
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A soft, midweight hoodie that feels like a warm exhale on slow mornings. The clean white canvas puts a dry, wry slogan front-and-center — “Coffee first. Cynicism later.” — with a small, portrait-style accent to one side, giving the piece a low-key, ironic vibe. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood hold your hands and head against chill, while the smooth cotton/poly blend keeps prints crisp and the fabric resilient through repeated wear. Wear it to settle into a café corner, to lean into cleverness at a weekend meetup, or to carry a quiet, humorous edge on everyday errands.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric for warmth, softness, and print clarity
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF and DTG printed artwork with optional embroidery locations for chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced cotton; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Cynical Coffee Hoodie — "Coffee First. Cynicism Later." Graphic Pullover
$35.97 USD
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Care & Maintenance
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